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The Powdered Milk Man.

When he was a child, he could never have the "good" milk, his father always gave him powdered milk, even when the good milk was just outside in the barn. Once he was in his late teens, he worked as a milk man, delivering milk to all the nice people, and he noticed that he was giving the people of the town what he could never have, and he grew very jealous of this. Soon he delved into madness, and replaced all of their regular milk with the powdered sort and soon the people stopped buying the milk, which made his poor Father go broke. Soon his father went into madness, following his son. His son was mentally instable and he watched in horror as his world crumbled in a beige cloud of powdered milk. He crafted himself a suit of tin, to protect him from the horrors of the outside world, such as small children, flamethrowers and communists. He donned this protective suit and took up a large cylinder of powdered milk and now goes around a sprays people in Powdered Milk, making them cough and weeze. Powdered Milk Man laughs in their weezes of pain and agony.


Run from overwhelimg terror of Powdered Milk Man!

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UP WITH COMMUNISM! it would be the perfect form of gov't if people didn't feel an urge to do their own thing, and not do what someone else told them to. yet, because of our want for free will, communism becomes a BAD form of government. but whatever.

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xD

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R.I.P. J.T., Laura, and John. <3 Love you all. <3
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Madness always makes for a great story. :D

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You know it.

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You see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased.
Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry.
Therefore I'm mad."

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